Thursday, May 14, 2009

Journal for the "Cleanse"

May 13th 2009, 11:32p.m.
-So starting the cleanse tonight looks like, as I am sipping "smooth" tea. "yikes" Gonna weigh myself, hold on .. . . .214.4 This is slightly heavier than the lightest Ive been since prednisone, which was 208.4 I achieved this while I was working regularly and eating consistently, not eating better, just consistently. -So stomach feels a little off already . . . . only four sips in . . . . me thinks it's all in my head. At this point would like to go at least 14 days and have weight drop bellow 200. Guess well c what happens.

May 14th 2009, 7:20a.m.
-Hooray! Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday dear guy who is sipping salt water like chicken broth. :( In the mornings all I am is hungry, so today I answered the call with 32oz. of reverse osmosis water and 2tsp of real salt. Breakfast of champions! St. Marks Hospital mug says I have 28oz. left. Damn. It does not taste bad at all. It really is not that much salt for how much water u use. . . . .But wow never realized how much water 32oz. was. Ohhh, feeling like I have to have a movement, Anybody besides me remember Young Guns II? gotta go.
7:34a.m. So not quit the "show" I was dreading. Pretty normal morning in the bathroom so far. I wanna do a weigh in, hold on . . . 213.6 that's after 8oz of salt water, u kidding me, that's all I've had, F me. Think I'm gonna start in on the lemonade.
7:41a.m. Whats gonna be the hardest is the pepper for me. I don't like nor do I enjoy hot food. So yesterday I prepared three days worth of this stuff. I found some woopty do special plastic bottles at he health food store, 6 dollar "plastic" bottles I might add. Anyways I got three 2.2 liter ones. Each bottle gets 60oz. of reverse osmosis water, (only because we already had it installed) 3 lemons, 12tbs of expensive maple syrup, and 2tsp of cayenne pepper (the lowest heat they had, and it still sucks)
10:34p.m. So happy birthday to me. Just weighed in at 211.6 So interesting loss of 3lb. almost since last night. Was not too terribly hungry today, but food was on my mind. Energy levels normal. I'm gonna have some smooth tea and slip off to sleep here I think. -I'd like to do at least 10 days for sure, but my goal is 14. Would be nice to make it through the rest of the month, that would be . . .lemme c, looks like it would be 18 days if I could make it to the end of the month. I believe it's 3 days before your eating substance again as well so that's 21 days (but not officially I guess) WOW, any of those options seem so far away at this point. Night. cleanliness is next to godliness

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